So in other words, "I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time".

Can't white out? It looks like she was perfectly capable of whiting out the question.

So, I actually looked at the 10,000 most common passwords, and I probably shouldn't be surprised about this, but there's a lot of people (probably men) using obscene stuff as their passwords.

Tastes like fedora!

You're not helping your case with that analogy. All punk rock sounds the same to me. =3

Sriracha is okay, but I like Cholula hot sauce better. At least Cholula tastes like something and isn't part of the Unholy Trinity of Hipster Foodstuffs.

I wonder if I should start telling lies more often. I don't think I come across as honest anyway, so might as well milk it for all its worth and maybe start getting away with stuff. Like putting away only one ice cube. Not that I would do something like that or anything. Heh heh.

Assuming, of course, that the public ever realises anything and aren't a bunch of idiots droning on about "muh taxpayer money" and the like.

Get ready to hear the word Benghazi used so much that we'll literally drown in it.

You know, Mein Kampf does have an English translation, and it sounds a lot like ... well, the evangelical Christian right. Just saying something about those who live in glass houses.

People still eat at Chili's? Why? I'm pretty sure there must now better options for those who crave a more Californiaesque version of Applebee's.

Yeah, I don't even ...

So, basically this:

Greasy hands and heartburn are just the signs warning us to keep away! Keep away!

These will never beat KFC's Double Down for the title of World's Most Horrifyingly Disgusting Sandwich of Doom. Never! I mean, it uses (fried) CHICKEN as BREAD.

In keeping with the gratuitous puns, someone's getting a special tuna can (without tuna inside) for sharing their photos. It made me smirk a little.

Also on the list: an apple pie blended into a McFlurry. YOU CAN ASK FOR THIS!? Why did I not realise this sooner?

I don't know the history behind gender-segregated toilets, but there are a lot of women who feel uncomfortable being partially undressed so close to men. So for the time being, I don't see that it's feasible to completely do away with dedicated toilets for women.

It's the kind of wedding at a church where a minister marries the couple after making them recite vows to stay together until they die. Usually associated with white wedding dresses and floral arrangements.

Aren't Christian-style weddings more popular in Japan though?