Honestly, I think there aren't so many trans people that it makes much of a difference, but there is a pretty wide diversity in the proportions of women's (and men's!) bodies regardless. I can think of a number of women I've known who have very narrow, straight shapes, and I'm pretty sure most, if not all of them are…

I am literally squirming right now.

They have such great chemistry together. Honestly, I think I'd enjoy watching a show that's just Seth & Amy Talking.

Alec's just following A-B-C. A - Always. B - Be. C - Conveniently the victim.

Big Milk? Ha ha. Have you considered that maybe Big Sausage is responsible for all of this?

Of course, this assumes that anyone was actually watching Piers Morgan to begin with. And no, 73-year-old men who drifted off to sleep at 7:51 with the television still on, and media pundits who watch other news shows to engage in some kind of metacommentary don't count.

But seriously, does anyone expect Good Submissive Christian Women to read a website named after Jezebel? The Jezebel? At the very least, it's unofficially feminist just by virtue of the readership.

It's made of brass? That must have been awkward to carry around. Oh yeah, I carry all of my stuff around in a bag made of freaking METAL.

And on divorce, you get your fingers chopped off?

My ex-boyfriend gave me a claddagh necklace once. I think I still have it, but don't know where I placed it.

Somehow, I can't imagine this bear doing anything dominating. It's just too sad looking, as though it might start crying at any moment.

So, you put "music" in "scare quotes" to make sure we all "know" that because she isn't "punk", this isn't "real music". How "original".

To be honest, most white people probably would be okay with that, because there isn't a history of systemic discrimination against white people by other ethnic groups.

There are also a lot of Germans who like to replicate the traditions of various American Indian tribes, usually based on meticulous but outdated and somewhat inaccurate guides. I honestly have no idea why there's such a profound fascination with pre-industrial indigenous cultures on another continent that so many…

I don't know if better labels will really make a difference. In consumer society, we tend to think that more information will cause people to make more socially-conscious choices. However, at a certain point, too much information is going to overwhelm the average shopper, many of whom are just going to say "eff this"…

Bah! I have all three of Chua and Rubenfeld's listed traits and all I get is overlooked constantly and languish in poverty. I like your benchmarks better because they explain why I'm not successful in that certain narrow sense of the word.

Let's just go to Final Jeopardy. And the category is... Would you like a cookie? Yes or No? If you want a cookie, say yes. If you don't, say no. Even if you want a cookie and you say no, you'll still be right.

Excellent Joke! A++++++++++++++++++! Would read again!

Keep in mind that you're not talking about rational people, and that the government can always go ahead with discrimination if they feel like it and get away with a slap on the wrist 10 years after the damage has long been done.

Thank you. I'm reluctant to say this because of how upset some people — by which I mean Americans, who never want anyone involved in their business — get whenever weight is brought up, but not all discussion of weight is "fat shaming".