Bride: I do.

And somewhere else in Texas, a heartless Ayn Rand acolyte is raging about letting those "moocher" kids game the system and not letting free market incentives have an effect.

If a few details seem a little off, it may very well be that she just didn't report events entirely accurately. Maybe she wasn't very close to a lot of people, especially not on Twitter. If this happened to me, I would probably appear the same way if anyone remembered me at all. This doesn't seem like Munchausen by…

That's not the first thing I think of when I hear "fappy" ...

This is about how I feel about this:

I never called you a hillbilly. I called you out on your privilege, and the fact that you defend yourself with "no bias against anyone" before displaying extreme bias and telling me to think of the straight menz shows that you need to educate yourself more. You don't get a free pass for being a liberal atheist.

So much feels and tears. I don't think the point is that Phutt's approval is necessary, but that Phutt approves because he is supposed to approve, though. He sees the best in Jane, the average-looking woman with the kind heart.

I have to admit, I've had my share of run-ins with this sort, and I think I know who you're talking about. They act like men living men's fantasies about women's lives. That behaviour is kind of offensive, but I don't think most trans women are like that.

I think there's hope for Piers. I don't think he's a terrible person or deserves to die or anything of the sort. He just didn't do enough to educate himself ahead of time.

Because I'm still in the greys on Jezebel, I feel the desire to give you the verbal beating you deserve. So here goes:

I've been in classes that are 90% male and it is a little daunting, but I've never decided to not participate and attend at all over imagined anxieties. It's not like Crybaby Dude actually got taunted here. He just assumed that the girls wouldn't like him and didn't take the opportunity to drop the course.

I don't get that. I've noticed that almost always there's more emotion (and threats!) over dogs than people.

I don't understand police sometimes. They often seem like they're on a power trip or something, and then later found some reason to justify whichever cruel thing they decided to do. Seriously, what suicide risk?

D-did you say kittens? Because this is relevant to my interests and D'AWWWWWW SO CUTE!!!

Does anyone ever respond to change.org petitions, or are they just a way to feel like you've done something? And by the way, if you sign one of these, you start to get e-mails from them constantly asking you to sign more petitions.

I had Norton on another computer, and it was so irritating that I finally uninstalled it for something more sane.

Once upon a time, I started claiming to be "awesome". It wasn't actually serious at first, but eventually I began to notice that there truly were ways that I was awesome.

Bring me to my feet? More like bring me to tears talking about wanting to be loved.

So, hypothetically, when the demons are expelled, where do they go? Because if they go into the computer, I don't think anti-malware tools are good enough to fix a possessed operating system.

Arizona has always been putting the AZ in "crazy".