Since he's not famous, let's stop talking about ... who is Shia LaBeouf again? Have I ever heard that name before? Doesn't ring a bell. Not at all.

We're gonna be THAT record company that thinks that a stupid shock gimmick is a good way to sell records.

"brb goin to Africa lel" — David Livingstone

I hate it when these kind of entitled men go to Thailand acting like it's some kind of sexual paradise where the women exist to serve them. It gives Thailand a bad reputation, gives their home country a bad reputation, and takes advantage of desperate women.

The Daily Heil made up some sensational story about good churchgoers were unfairly subjected to criticism by the rich lady. Why am I not surprised?

Totally unrelated, but this reminds me of a true story that happened to me several years ago. I was going to get food at [unhealthy fast food restaurant that I shouldn't have been eating at] and this old man opened the door for me. I wasn't in a particularly good mood and just went in, but he began to scold me for not…

"The key is patience and persistence" — words to live by. 100,000 hairs sounds like a lot — because it is — but it's just a matter of taking it one strand at a time.

I wouldn't doubt it. The image they promoted was of the independent woman in control of her own life.

Raiding the fridge is *always* a good reason to visit your parents!

Getting women to start smoking was actually the beginning of modern marketing in the 1920s. Previously, it was typical that products were advertised based on their usefulness, until psychology started to take off — then advertisers started using people's insecurities to sell their products, and later, the idea of…

The worst part about falling down ramps is that you will accelerate uncontrollably if the friction is too weak, and then go sliding into your DOOM!!! Mwahahaha!

Broke the escalator? An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs.

Don't take the stairs; there's a pretty good chance you'll trip and tear a ligament in your ankle — which actually happened to me once — or suffer some other injury. Walking down stairs also puts intense pressure on your knees, which will wear out your cartilage faster. Lifts are a no no, too — I've heard stories ...…

Well, it's not like McDonalds doesn't sell addictive substances already — I mean, those fries! — so this seems more like a logical extension of current business into untapped markets.

Noooooooo! They were so cute together. =(

Well, I have to admit that I'm a little bit attracted to the hipster look which often includes fedoras. But please, fedora doods, remember that the year is 2014 and not 1914, act accordingly, and maybe then we won't have problems.

Conspicuously absent: a certain George W. Bush. Who probably couldn't even spell "equal".

I don't understand why anyone would do something like that, but ... wow!

Well, of course Target doesn't want people to know that they hired Not Shady At All Subcontractors Ltd to run their credit card processing operations and got duped.

It just makes me want to scream: "Common sense, mufferthuckers! Do you have it?"