Well, yes is it a cape, but it's just so ... white and not made out of Kermit the Frog dolls.

I think this raises the question: has Lady Gaga finally started to run out of weird? It's not made out of meat or bubbles, just plain regular vanilla fabric.

I've clicked enough Upworthy links that turned out to be fairly uninteresting and forgettable that I just don't believe their headlines any more.

I have just one word in response to this tweet:

When I tuned my mind to dirty thoughts, I realised what it must be like to #%(* a snow man, and well, I'm now pulling my legs tightly together for warmth.

It's times like this that I wish I lived in San Francisco. This sounds like it would be the greatest place to spend an evening.

To fervently anti-abortion types, it's not only seen as murder, but as some kind of baby holocaust.

This one was best:

In other news, the population of Nigeria is projected to grow to nearly 1 billion by 2100. Somehow I think whatever "good news" this might be is a drop in the ocean compared to what is happening elsewhere.

Endgame? Why such a cliche title? If he really wants to be taken seriously now, maybe something more original will catch the public's attention.

But the burning question is will she go to rehab for this:

I think the best way to determine whether or not is whether or not both partners agree it's a date. If only one person thinks it's a date, then it's unrequited love.

People sneeze into handkerchiefs? That's kind of gross. I thought they should only be used to wipe hands.

But you can click "like" if you want to defend true marriage. Can any other news website boast of having such an incredible tool available to lay users?

That's ... over 3 years of rent payments for me. In one night. I do not understand why someone would pay this.

I don't know for sure, but I'm hoping that they do not literally mean Holy Shit in the sense of tub girl in a church.

Well, after tens of thousands of Cosmo sex tips over the years, just ordinary and even amazing sex advice with moves that he'll crave was just not enough. They needed to turn it up to 11, and go boldly where no sex moves have gone before!

Ha ha, the Hello Kitty stuff reminded me of this sketch from SNL with Katy Perry a couple years ago:

"Kids Against Divorce" ... and by "Kids" we mean 50-something fundamentalist Christians.

If she loves Japan so much, she would know that this is not how pop singers dress. It's not even how enka singers dress. She's definitely playing off of American stereotypes of Japanese culture here. Now, if she had sung in Japanese — which is what singers from other countries who love Japan usually do — that would…