A con artist, a fascist, a rapist, and a KGB agent walk into a bar. Bartender says, “What’ll it be, Mr. President?”

I was thinking of the Iowa woman who had admitted to voting twice because she was so sure that one of her votes was going to be counted for Hillary. And the campaign staffer in Michigan convicted of election fraud in a 2012 race. Trump’s people being on the rolls in two places is just gravy on the hypocrisy sandwich.

That’s not fraud, though. When you move you register in the new state, but you don’t do anything to “unregister” in the old state, the states are supposed to take care of that. The point in pointing out that his cabinet members are registered in multiple states is that Trump falsely calls that fraud.

What makes it all the better is they only keep finding voter fraud among Trump supporters. Including half his fucking cabinet and family being registered in two states.

Fake iceberg!

Well, see, they haven’t sorted through the rubble and bodies yet to find the immigrants, so no fed dollars for them!

How did this cow lose the nomination 3 times in a row? He has all of the necessary qualifications to be POTUS with the added bonus of genuine religious zealotry!

He might agree to that, so long as the press corps were willing to use his ‘alternative rulers’ for measuring

Depends on where you live - in Boston there are events lined up almost every other day for the next month. Not as big or flashy as the march on Saturday, but probably more important.

Can we just talk about how hilarious it was in his interview last night where he seriously tried with that “literally not ONE illegal vote went to me. It was all for Hillary.” What kind of fantasy world nonsense...

Don’t forget that he’s been so busy that he can’t be bothered with providing aid to Georgia, Alabama or Florida in the aftermath of a tornado. But definitely, allocate all resources into determining that his dick, I mean inauguration measures up to the women’s march and Obama’s inauguration.

Only about 3 months until the next march!

Dear Rest of the Planet and It’s Leaders,

There’s a subversive twitter account (in the vein of the alt NPS accounts) called @roguepotusstaff that, if real, is illuminating!

What if he imagines a slight from Pakistan or India? I feel like we should be posting this stuff around a campfire.

“He’s not somebody who sits around and waits. He takes action and gets things done,” she said.