Ramsay and Joffrey, a tag team of megalomaniacal sociopaths. And we are all Sansa.

Well yeah, all politicians with an (R) after their name have to do that. Give me the one who’s pandering over the politician who is actually a true believer any day of the week.

Trump having not read the bible is one of his few redeeming qualities.

I struggle with this. I just think to myself “This guy was firing D-list celebs on a reality show not all that long ago, and now he’s gonna be president?” It just seems so surreal.

Right? This morning I almost had a breakdown because this shit with the intelligence community and Trump still MOTHERFUCKING TWEETING LIKE A 10-YEAR-OLD is complete and utter lunacy and I have never felt so powerless against something so awful.

Winter is here and instead of being dead, Ramsay Bolton is running the show.

Join the protesters! Just remember your red hat.

It’s just so brazen. Am I mistaken or historically corrupt politicians put some effort in hiding their corruption? The Trump administration is just like, nah.

My friend is firmly in the denial stage - she regularly says she doesn’t/can’t believe it’s happening. And she finally said that she plans to watch the inauguration (which I absolutely will not do) so that it finally sinks in that this has happened.

I’ve been fighting the urge to cry and vomit for the past few days because I know it’s really happening. And every day some new bit of information comes out that makes it even worse, most recently about Pam Bondi. It’s all so horribly, obviously, dangerously corrupt and unhinged and I am scared down to my core.

Turns out inauguration is a federal holiday and I don’t have work. So that means I don’t have to walk to work in downtown DC and have to deal with all the rubes on their way to inauguration. Thank fucking god. And I can sleep in and PRETEND FOR JUST A BIT LONGER.

The US has basically become the Florida Man of countries. All the other countries watch us with bated breath, thinking, “what’ll this violent idiotic dumbf*ck do next?!”

“will they rationalize it by saying they always knew that was a purely cynical play designed to win votes?”

“The unexpected twist? Mexico won’t be the ones to pay for it.”

How’s traitorous trumps audit going? When are we going to see that tax return?

So instead of using the appropriations power for something useful like provide healthcare for the many, many deplorables who voted for him but now fear the loss of coverage they are going to snatch billions upon billions of precious dollars to build this useless thing.

Not to mention, there’s still no agreed-upon cost of illegal immigration. There are a number of studies that say it’s a push because of the upside of having so much cheap labor fueling the US economy.

I’m a federal employee and actually pretty broke, but I fully support shutting down the government and not getting paid to oppose this. Why don’t we, IDK, put this money towards things that are helpful and useful like infrastructure or research or social services?

Fiscal responsibility, y’all! Small government! On the bright side, when Mexico starts taking USian refugees, the wall will keep the conservatives out.

I’m only laughing right now because it’s better than crying.