To the effects of radiation, no.

Pictured: Systems Admin

Dad?

Not a good day for force security.

We’re fighting for the right to sit in our lawn chairs and enjoy the sunshine without someone shoving his religion up our collective assholes.

When the helicopter pilot was told that he’d be part of the convoy, he took it literally?

Only if everybody gets 5. Pulling your hand away gets you sent to a gulag as an imperialist reactionary.

I can’t wait for them to declare ISIS ‘defeated’. I mean, that is what they say Russia has been doing there, right? Fighting ISIS?

Anyone else notice the lack of Putin’s keyboard commandos?

I justed starred both of these comments.

Don’t worry. We’ve already dispatched one of our best men to handle it.

College is a debt scam for the Education industrial complex. At least the F 35 looks cool.

Glad to hear that we’ll be able to throw kids with Bachelors in Sports Marketing at incoming Russian or Chinese aircraft.

“Ok, great training day guys! I saw a lot of hustle out there! Let’s bring it in! C’mon, everyone, bring it in! We all in? Ok, Jihad on three. One... Two...”

Wow. I’d quit posting.

Wait...first, did you read the article? Like...all of it? It explicitly talks about how the first program was cancelled after the experimental phase for being too expensive and impractical, and how (unrelated) technological advances in laser technology have made it so the concept might actually be cost effective and…

There is a massive difference between being unreasonably terrified, and having legitimate concerns over security. Just like there is a difference between being a blind punk in a comment section, and having reasonable concerns over Defense spending. Try to understand the difference.

That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age. ...