Well, Doug, if you and your WR pals could actually get open more than twice a game, Russell Wilson wouldn't have 850 yards rushing this season. That's not all read-option running - there's a lot of "7 seconds in the pocket and still no one open" scrambling. The first 3 1/2 quarters of yesterday's game showed just…

"If the Patriots can tamper with their balls then why can't I tamper with mine?" - Marshawn Lynch

NFL

"WE GOT OUTPLAYED ALL GAME AND GOT LUCKY WHEN THE OTHER TEAM GAVE UP AT THE END OF THE GAME, BEST IN THE GAME BABY"

How does playing 54 minutes of shitty football followed by 6 + 2 minutes of good football somehow disprove the media's suggestions that you suck?

Bill Simmons better watch out... they are cracking down on NBA media whores aparently

Wait, so if a coworker told you another coworker was a child molester, you wouldn't do anything?

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say you're a Penn State fan.

"Football was more important to them than saving children."

That's a different way of saying, "Don't blame our Joe!"

Bobby Bowden gets screwed and, in typical Paterno fashion, Joe-Pa goes about his business like nothing ever happened.

Truly today is a great victory for anyone who's ever assisted in the cover-up for a chronic sexual predator.

For a time in the 90s, it sure did.

"Just got great news; am going to be involved in an exciting new Apple product called the Human Centipad."

"Look, Coach. You're tired, you're cranky, just go over there and rest with your binky and let the grownups talk."

I think only Jacksonville last year was lower represented.

I love that the Cowboys lost and that Christie is now going to be in a world of shit with football fans all across the state he represents. What a knobjob.

It's always the anti-gay marriage types who get caught making love to Jerry Jones on the taxpayer's dime. I'm sick of the hypocrisy. Thanks for this!

It's Boston, the South of the North.

If this had happened in Kent? Then it would be rock bottom.