Who else stopped reading at Gloria Allred?

I'm white with Swiss and English roots. And Trey Wingo just made me look like Bernie Mac.

Finally they recognize Skyline chili for what it is!

If I were a resident of the Pacific Northwest, I'd pack up the wife and kids and anything I could carry, and get out of town as fast as possible, because Roger Goodell is going to go nuclear on Seattle.

Richard Sherman saying "Geez Louise!"

That doesn't look familiar at all...

"Based on this Chicago Tribune article written shortly after his death, Brown was a good guy who was beloved by his teammates. He didn't end up playing pro football, but he did work in the education field, serving as a dean of students and a principal at schools in Washington D.C. and Cleveland. He and his brother…

If you're enabling asshole relatives by buying them this shit, then you're doing it wrong. I always donate money to Planned Parenthood, GLAAD, the Southern Poverty Law Center, and the ACLU in their names.

To clarify, the guy who sells himself on being the person who asks tough questions, doesn't allow "spin" and demands answers refused to answer a tough question and spun out of it. Cool.

Fifty Shades of White.

fumblefuck

"Now let me be clear. I have not been killed by a seal, nor by a SEAL. My fellow Americans, let me be clear: I've been dead inside since this fucking second term began. Good night, and God bless."

Wait, so Goodell lied? Simmons was right? #3weeksofpicks

For the very idea that Goodell's evasive crap has managed to turn Rice into a victim, he should be fired, plain and simple. Why isn't this happening?! Good Christ, I love football, but hate the NFL.

Or someone from One Dimension.

No worries. Dr. Jerruh will just give Romo an epidural and send him out there to play some COWBOY FOOTBAW

Cowboys fans who dread the prospect of watching a perfectly capable Weeden play more than dread the prospect of watching Romo potentially become paralyzed on national television can go fuck themselves

Microsoft laid off another 3,000 two days ago! Parachuted out just in time! We rich boy! Oh yeah, go Clippers! Woooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Remember kid, if you run a company so poorly that stock prices skyrocket when you quit, you too, may one day own a $2 billion NBA team.

Right, this is the same exact penalty they gave Manziel for making more money off his autograph signings.