Their uniforms should have always been kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY K-E-L-L-Y...why? Because they're kelly kelly kelly kelly...

Too soon. No, I mean those songs are too soon for anyone to remember.

Next person that references a song gets a kick to the nuts.

I guess Buffalo wants assurances they'll "Never Say Goodbye" to the Bills, but the Bon Jovi group told them "It's My Life", and we'll move the team if we feel like it. Besides, if things don't work out in Toronto, "Who Says You Can't Go Home"?

"Aww, thanks Justin! This will go well with the gift basket I got from Jeter this morning."

you joke but this is going to be The NWWS Cow Stranglers year.

When asked about his opinion on Hamas, Emmitt Smith replied that it's too garlicky.

#cancellrovell

I wish that email had a face, so that I could punch it.

This isn't really a surprise. I've been a Celtics season ticket holder for 20 years, and according to the guys in my section every NBA referee is gay.

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Mostly because Seattle has the PNW and there is no way Jerruh will allow a team in OKC.

Historically, Nintendo never really invested a lot of effort into their baseball franchises.

Pictured: Alabama's 2014 schedule

Sure it's embarrassing, but the Denver fan didn't even show up.

Correct. Literally NO ONE owned the current jerseys because they redesigned them 2 years ago.

Partisanship aside, Rick Scott is a scumbag though.

Yes, but it's not that easy for a black guy in Florida to stand his ground.

Dimestore psychoanalysis is actually the only type of mental health treatment covered under the Affordable Care Act FYI.

I think the real trophy is the outstanding education each and every one of these student-athletes earn at their respective NCAA® institution of higher learning.