If Brian Murphy is unhappy with Marshawn's answers, he could always go interview the other 52 Seahawks players.

Raise your hand if you re-tweeted this or posted this to Facebook and got a "Derrrrp, but they do have a union. It's called the NFLPA", within 5 minutes.

"Alan Faneca is just a hater and jealous of us and our Patriot away."

Must've been all the hot air Kraft was spewing.

NFL reps were further confused; "Discipline him? Why? It's not like he plays for the Saints."

If you were an official, would you look at the footballs before using them on the field to ensure they got the stamp/individual mark? I mean, do they double-check every single time? Or would the referees just assume they were fine? I mean, these switcheroos don't happen often. We think.

OK, I don't even care anymore, but as long as it makes Bob Kraft act haughty and Roger Goodell look like an incompetent boob, I'm all for this continuing to eat up press cycles.

I believe the Pats fans like to call them "haters". You know, the same term that Justin Bieber and Sarah Palin's followers use to describe their detractors.

"I'm disappointed my little pet regulator isn't behaving the way I trained him to behave." Kraft went on to say that he rubbed Roger's nose in the spot on the rug, told him he was a naughty boy, and whacked him on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

Please. Kraft Industries will have the guy "working" out of the Barbados office in a new "keep-your-mouth-shut" job. He'll be fine.

Totally unrelated, of course: Kraft Industries hires new "assistant", reporting directly to RK, making $250,000 a year and he'll be "working remotely".

You ran your Super Bowl headline a week early.

West Coast Gangsta? Have you met Seattle people? We're the ones who stop and wait for the street crossing signal to say, "Walk" in the middle of a Super Bowl post-game celebration. We put cream cheese on hot dogs! We eat way too much salmon. There's a lot of things you can say about this part of the country, but…

I'm sure Commissioner Conflict-of-Interest will get this whole thing figured out in a jiffy. I'm confident the league office won't continue to drag this out unnecessarily.

And how are you so certain that those circumstances between Ngata and Sherman were exactly the same?

Could Paul Allen just throw some money around, buy the rest of the league, get the votes, and fire this asshole?

So, you're defending Goodell here?

All of this makes Richard Sherman's comments about Commissioner Conflict-of-Interest all the more enjoyable.

No worries!