I would imagine Hannity's nutjobs are experts on ballsacks.

Does your enjoyment of the game hinge on what Marshawn Lynch says in the paper?

Finally nice to see Goodell's NFL getting tough on the guys who won't chat with the Bakersfield Bugle.

And another Patriots "But other teams cheat too!" PR strategy to get the media off their ass backfires.

Wasn't this like 15 minutes after Hope Solo got the charges dropped on the domestic violence charge?

Also. It was cold. I was in the pool! There was significant shrinkage.

I'm sure it came up Saturday night when Commissioner Conflict of Interest was enjoying his fourth Johnny Walker Blue at Bob Kraft's house.

Judging by Twitter, all you need to do is feed Rog a home-cooked meal the night before the game and he'll give you a slap on the wrist. Don't worry, I'm sure ex-Patriot Troy Vincent is all about getting to the bottom of this.

The Ginger Hammer would suspend the Saints for two years for this. But, since it's his buddies the Krafts...

That answers a lot of questions we've had for years, such as: "How the fuck is Brad Johnson a Super Bowl winning quarterback?"

They knew exactly what plays the Raiders would run in that game, but that wasn't enough, huh?

We all know the ginger hammer will do nothing of consequence to the Patriots. He's only the law-and-order commish for certain teams.

Ah, the Costanza defense: "There was SHRINKAGE!!!"

This is why I don't push my buddy's wives on Mrs. Mayday. ;) I feel your pain!

No Patriots flunky would systematically deflate the footballs after the refs inspect them two hours before the game, unless they were asked to by somebody.

Worse than Boston fans? We'll find out a week from Sunday.

Yeah, those are awful. Nothing worse than the "grown man play date".

This is cool! Everybody keeps moving up by one; that means sooner or later, I'll get to play!

seats in my section, in the upper deck in the corner, we're going for $600 in the secondary market, on face value of $135. His ticket in the lower end zone had to set him back a hell of a lot more.

I've found if I buy these before the Super Bowl/World Series/what-have-you, it virtually guarantees my team will get its ass kicked in the big game.