Wow. 49ers players actually being investigated? Did the Yorks skip a payment this month?

Who else pictures Lou Brown from Major League getting the call and going, "Ahhhhhhh. Well, I'll let you know. I got a guy in here coming to look at some whitewalls. Bye!"

...and then people get on Marshawn Lynch's case for not wanting to talk to these d-bags?

But I thought BYU was made up of morally superior people who would never ever do such a thing.

Oh goody. All yesterday, I was wondering, "What does the guy with the creepy mustache doing the hit from Arlington on Sunday NFL Countdown think about this awful story?"

no, you only get suspended by the mothership for tangling with a Red Sawwwwwwwwwx legend.

Right... And you always have to think of the audience when designing this stuff. Even if they're a little imperfect sometimes with their settings. :)

ah. Well, it's dreadful. Won't pass the "bar test"; can't see anything but the score from a distance.

As an also former sports chyron nerd, I couldn't help but notice how drastically different the graphics were between the first two bowl games today. Did someone realize the new version in the first game was an eye chart?

In Mike Leach's autobiography, he talks about pissing on a dog at that age.

you'd probably have a taker for that in Detroit.

"Investigated" by the same police department the Yorks purchased all those years ago?

Did Woody Johnson and Russell Wilson switch Twitter accounts? Cause, the stuff Russell favorited last week looks a lot more like something a guy named Woody Johnson would be into.

It's rare these days when someone outside the NFL front office is damaging the "shield". Really, the logo next to suicide instructions?

Over-under on how many times Dan Fouts shoehorns this into tomorrow's CBS game?

Like Peter King and the media boot lickers like to tell us: The Patriots are truly a first-class organization.

No, I just hate my favorite sport being sullied by an idiot. Has nothing to do with who you vote for.

This dense Senator's son is the perfect mouthpiece for a bunch of insufferable rich kids who inherited football teams. You can almost sense a desperation that he's waiting for someone to rescue him during the testimony.

"OK, Quebec. On second thought, you can go."

There is indeed only one Magary.