Overnight, an emergency meeting of the competition committee was called. Afterwards, the official who threw the flag was executed, the penalty was expunged from the record books, and Roger Goodell personally delivered a muffin basket to Peyton, asking, "Hey, bud, are you going to be OK?"

Given the traffic at the new stadium, the 49ers fans are already in traffic on their way to this weekend's game.

Not all of us. I was at the game and I can recall a rather awkward silence between Seahawks and Packers fans on the train that night.

Hasselbeck called this place Southern Alaska and people still wear his jersey to games. Seriously, fuck him.

Ducks fans are similar in that they only very recently discovered the team exists?

Portland is Seattle Jr. The Oklahoma to our Texas, if you will.

"Oh, and Sounders games are more fun."

great! Then enjoy losing a game or embarassing yourself once in awhile because of it.

As a Seahawks fan, if the choices are "Irrelevance" or "Everyone else hates our fucking guts", we'll happily take the second option.

nobody's milked more out of what happened in the 1980s than 49ers fans and Ronald Reagan fanboys.

But I thought it was the greatest, classiest, most technologically advanced, eco-friendly stadium ever.

Yeah, I really don't know where that 'Whiners' reputation comes from.

Man, the Cardinals don't even rate having a day to themselves in the "Why Your Team Sucks" column.

The only greatness of Notre Dame is it's marketing.

As long as FIFA was bribed in unmarked bills and nobody left a paper trail, they really don't care if this thing is held on Neptune.

Russell Wilson and Colin Kaepernick's money must be having a great time in Sam Bradford's account.

and who lost a pick-six last Friday night because of a penalty that the NFL admitted on Monday was bullshit? The Seahawks.

Can we get a kickstarter going for a bunch of accordion guys wearing Roger Goodell masks?

You watch- Goodell will fine these guys while Johnny Flippin' Football will get off with a sternly worded letter.