It was like Hiroshima; one second I blinked — by happenstance I was standing behind a sturdy tree — all my friends were blown to dust and their shadows burned into the concrete. I absorbed probably 5 sieverts, my body felt uncomfortably warm. But right away I thought, “ah fuck, this is like when Roseanne told the…

You can slap away...but, let me leave the area, first. I don’t want to be anywhere within a 2 mile radius of your slapathon when the police show up and a brother gets 3 warning shots to the spine. 

Jesus! Yeah he did. Man, the 1995 memories are overwhelming me right now. Also...is it weird to say that he looks the same now as he did when he was 16? The dude doesn’t age.

I gotta disagree. I saw Lauryn a couple of weeks ago. Yes, she was an hour late. But she played the entire time she was there. She was great. She used her voice to lift up black people, immigrants and women. She brought her children on stage. She may have her faults, but she is proud of who she is and where she came…

From one article on this: “There is an explanation, according to Rochelle Constantine, an associate professor at School of Biological Sciences at the University of Auckland. It’s not a pleasant one. The seal was not intentionally trying to slap Mulinder in Constantine’s view. The man was likely just in the way.…

What I hate about those ‘what about’ fuckers is that they’d never bring up Weinstein or Allen if Cosby didn’t get knocked. Just a bunch of concern trolls. 

I still will never grasp why the “but Harvey Weinstein and Woody Allen aren’t going to jail too!” crowd feel like that’s an interesting statement or there’s some meat on that bone. They’ve got plenty of cells that they can put all of their nasty asses in.

It’s the only way to be cool without smoking. 

Does one have to be the privileged child of well-to-do and professionally successful parents in order to be ‘cool’? Or does it just help?

“How rude!”

I thought I had a lot of words, but honestly, I’m just so happy for Andrea, the 50-11 other women who came forward, and god-only-knows how many who could have filled that empty chair.

I took it as the opposite. He isn’t exulting in how bad the prison system is, he is highlighting the facts, as ugly as they are.

Still not as sexy/awesome as whatever Billy Dee Williams was up to that night, I’m certain.

Sentient and capable of carrying out regular day-to-day life tasks so that he can traverse the prison and be constantly threatened and intimidated.

watched it earlier so i wont put myself through that again

His Twilight Zone reboot is gonna be SO fire.

Damn Michael. All this does is make me furious and angry, and want to move to an island outside the reach of the racist us of a. I’m glad I stopped watching the NFL. 

22 months?

Can we forward this article to Millie Bobbie Brown?