When you’re trying to make audiences forget living legend Jack Nicholson in one of the most iconic performances of all time, there’s only one man to call: the other guy from Wings.

All this poll means is that they called the handfull of black people who still have a landline phone, and they favored Biden, and that’s probably because that’s just the name they know best.

The worst thing about Trump isn’t anything he is or does. The worst thing is he’s not the cause of everything wrong with America; he’s a symptom.

She doesn’t want to do something that’s doomed to failure which, normally, most people would agree is common sense. So again, what am I missing here?

An impeachment inquiry would significantly remove some of the defenses that Trump presenting for not turning over documents, testifying, etc. As a part of a inquiry or impeachment, he would be forced to turn over that information. Even Trump appointed judges or SCOTUS wouldn’t block that information, since they know…

I guess her decision to make it public, like she was some sort of crime fighting hero, bugs me the most. Fine, there’s a stupid rule about not eating on the train, a rule that I bet is broken 590 time a day. Send the agency an email, but trying to put her in blast with a photo like you’ve busted a narcotics ring? Beat…

Who will win an Oscar for her “daring” portrayal.

And the mole will be played by Amber Heard.

Sorry, no dice on Rachel Dratch. Best we can do is *checks notes* Charlize Theron with a fake mole.

I think the biggest issue with the “schlub gets the hot girl” trope isn’t so much the attractiveness differential - we’ve all seen couples in the real world where one person is much more physically attractive than the other. The problem is that most of these movies and shows don’t put in the work to make the…

She’s my #1 pick at this point. She’s the only candidate who’s putting out real policy that will actually work. Her ideas would absolutely benefit PoC. And she walks the walk.  I still want to hear more about her foreign policy goals, but so far, she’s saying all the right things.

A few questions...

Something we need to look at seriously is this simple idea.

I don’t think Cardi’s music is any good. As a matter of fact, I consider it trash. But Cardi as a person? Her determination is hard as nails and all I can do is respect her. I appreciate quite a number of things she says in general - from her surprisingly pointed views on politics to her appreciation of being an Afro-L…

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The more the country is filled with poor, impoverished kids, the more the GOP can convince the idiots that they’re on their side and stay in power.

I enjoy asking the hardcore Christians to look up historical uses for Myrrh. The 3 Wise Men showed up to Jesus’ birthday party with a pile of cash, a bottle of cologne, and some plan B.

Hey, just checking, how’d the last one work out for your great-great-shitty-shitty-grandparents? I know you got to put up your participation trophies and everything, but you still remember losing that one, right?

I don’t consider myself to be a racist and I rarely talk about race.

In some other countries, election season is legally mandated. Can you imagine how awesome it would be if we only had to deal with this shit for a few months instead of two-and-a-half years?