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Yeah, Jerry has the luxury of viewing literally everything as a big joke. His whole shtick is and has always been to just be a sarcastic ass. He never bothered to evolve as a comic and, since comedy is really the only lens through which he views the world, has never evolved as a person. It would have served his legacy

One of the things y’all don’t realize is that most police officers are dumb as fuck.

Pretty smart of her to change the original spelling of her name:

Hillary Clinton would probably not have been a great President.

When asked to comment, most dogs licked the nearest crotch.

I’m white so this opinion should be taken with the proportionate grain of salt[ine], but my take was that it was a warranted use (as distinguished from ‘acceptable’, because I agree that it never is) and that he conveyed it properly with the advance warning.

I hereby nominate Caitlin Marriott.

But some of them might be DRIVEN BY BLACK PEOPLE!!!

It is such an absurd abuse of privilege. You can get medication that will help relax anxious dogs and cats and the like from pretty much any reputable veterinarian. And they have a high rate of efficacy in my experience.

Ah that middle ground: the only thing keeping the far right ground structurally intact. That it’s also needed to sustain the ground to the left is a fallacy. The left is weakened only by it being forced to be “the left”; it is strong enough on its own to be the whole damn landscape of the People-Who-Aren’t-Assholes

I remember being floored to learn that “no can do”, such common vernacular and certainly a phrase that I’ve used, could be traced back to mockery of the pidgin English spoken by Chinese immigrants. I’ve certainly attempted to curb any usage of it since.

I’m so tired, and I’m sure the Earth is, too. Unlike me, though, the Earth will wait humans out, and there is no damage that we can do that it won’t bounce back from, and it will be the better for it on the far end of this horribly abusive relationship.

You.. just did it, though

An old white man opens his mouth and proffers an opinion.

COUGH

Psh.

Richard’s no coward, but he is a faliar at spelling.

Ugh.