** All three fans die of dehydration.

Luxurence

FIFA has Bowser. PES has “Green Lizard King FC”.

Christ, I hope someone is pruning all of the trees at the Peterson estate. Dude’s gonna be angry.

While they might have cropped out the rafters, he forgot the GIANT FUCKING TEXAS FLAG on the left.

I was actually there at the roast with my girlfriend as seat fillers. Ann’s portion was actually FAR worse than what they showed on TV. They actually completely edited out a portion of her time where the teleprompter died on her, and she began yelling at whoever was operating the teleprompter to get their act…

Mulva?

This Kermit Meme sounds like a great slugger.

Personally, I found his tribute to Flight 370 incredibly touching.

I got so fired up about the Eagles after reading this that I threw batteries all over my office.

The Iliad don’t got shit on this post holy fuck

I’ll tell them what. I’ll stop using the API scanners as soon as they fix the fucking 3-step bug. How about that?

We all know the best Pokémon is whatever your favorite is. It also doesn’t reside in a Pokéball, because it lives in your heart.

“No whey!”

Are you really arguing the guy who won 8 gold medals in one Olympics is overrated?

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

Off-topic but I can’t seem to star any comments here. It just yanks the page back to the top.

Batting practice? Oh fuck off (to Hample, not you BP). THAT DOES NOT COUNT.