maybemy15thburner
MaybeMy15thBurner
maybemy15thburner

wake up sheeple

I think you missed the joke, kind sir.

Counterpoint; Rubén Amaro Jr.

Getting two extra bases because someone doesn’t know what’s going on is called “The Stanford Swimmer.”

This was my first completely positive reaction this E3.

When you sober up tomorrow, can you repost this?

The others have the advantage of....existing.

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Normally, this would be a great innuendo-filled headline, but with Juan Uribe, it could be taken one way due to his body type.

I was literally just saying to a friend that I wish Cuphead would come out already!

Really, you wouldn’t buy a competent and reliable car at any price?

I like the GT-R,but for over $100,000 I would get this instead.

Howard Ends, Ranked

Dear IOC,

The Consumer’s Union, which puts out Consumer Reports, is not a private company. It is a public organization and a federally registered nonprofit organization which gets funding from, amongst other sources, the government.

Local media reporter = all tape on a car is duct tape

Prediction: In three years, there will be an three-hour special sometime in May on NFL Network revealing the officiating rosters for the new season. And we’ll be able to actually hear the bubble burst.

Looking forward to the Overwatch release. Gonna practice and really get the game down, then jump right in the action with my favorite character. See you on Playstation!

“We were just excited to be at a game and let the audience see us and hear us...”

This is the fanciest version of “I work at Golden Corral” that I have ever seen.

Test track dashcam footage: