That’s not the fuel door. That’s the leech hatch.

If you can learn, and train yourself to recognize, the difference between “I’m offended because I’m a self-important, moralizing person.” and “I’m offended because you’re minimizing actual harm that has happened to me because we live in an unjust system.” you will have made the first step toward being a better human…

Did you just take a blow to the head? Are you okay, buddy?

I need to get to a doctor right away.

I actually feel sad for all of you that are drinking that kool-aid so enthusiastically.

The new GLE looks miles better than the 3rd-gen it replaced, which I always thought looked terrible.  And the new GLC looks better than the GLK it replaced.  But that’s about it in my opinion.  I haven’t really been a fan of MB’s styling for a while now.

All the cars I listed are 2018 with under 20K miles, I used the same baseline as Tom. All these manufacturers offer 36 months/36K miles warranties. No advantage for the Mazda.

How in the world a used FWD midsize is the best sedan you can get for $25K ?

Lol you’re high. Every mercedes benz product is the best looking in it’s respective segment. Who else is even close? BMW? no. Audi? Nope.  Lexus? LOL. Cadillac? Who?

I just threw up in my mouth projectile vomited all over the place a little a lot.

Does its whole grille light up? No? Then I’m sorry, you’re wrong. The worst offender is still the 2020 X6.

They’re just a smidgen bigger than a Honda Fit, though I personally feel they have more interior space than the Fit because the hood section is shorter.

At $35k it’s facing some difficult competition.

What is wrong with a bit of chrome?

Every hipster worth his man-bun aspires to one. 

All I see is...

Monday morning Jalopnik...

eh.... you dont.... audis were designed to be a nightmare to work on

I own a McLaren 720S, and I keep having this weird problem that I can’t just open the door, get in, and drive it.

I have so many questions.