Every single one of those trains should be FIRED, no one can have that many critically negligent accidents and still keep their job.  Also, Gordon is a bitch. 

I would like an entire subcategory where we can discuss problematic children’s programming in-depth, as people without small children in their lives seem to have no idea why Thomas the Tank Engine enrages me so much despite my fond childhood memories of George Carlin and Ringo Starr as conductors. 

So have I (my boyfriend likes it ‘to watch people be destroyed by their own egos’).

Bright and sunny yesterday to the point I got burnt, cold and miserable today to the point of needing the heating on.

Went walking on Dartmoor with the dog for the day.

The fuck did I just watch?

UK Update:

In 2014, they had The Duck floating here outside of a local museum for a few weeks. People were going nuts over it, so we walked down after happy hour to check it out.

In the late, great Terry Pratchett’s Discworld universe, Dwarven baked goods are deadly weapons. I will use any and every excuse to mention Pratchett, so there you go. 

Wasn’t Judd Nelson in one of the earlier versions?

OLLIE!!!!!! This thread is just what I needed

I sorta have a new pet...meet Slap Dash (aka Slappy) who I believe to be living in that canyon and pops in on me every morning en route to the organic 24/7 vegetarian buffet (my garden). I left out a bucket of water because it’s hot in California and I’m a sucker.

I mean. Yes. But also, I always walk away from a Greyhound with a good story, e.g.:

I think I should probably avoid a lot of things in the US.

Posting here because why not. I’m turning 31 today. In the last year I divorced from my emotionally abusive husband, moved in an apartment alone, lost my job and had to deal with the fact that I feel really lonely. My family lives on another continent and making friends in LA is super hard. Plus I’m poor and worried…

omg his majestic grumpy floofiness!!!

Oh Ollie! I love a heem. You’re good people. ♥️ I’m glad you got your own place. 

What QTs! Here are my pupperinos:

Pet thread!