Something like this?

Some days, I am honestly surprised that I wake up and there is still electricity, trash collection, and running water. With all of the government departments in total disarray, that there is any remaining infrastructure seems a near-miracle.

I’ll take one if they give it.

I do feel sorry for anyone who’s going to have to deal with the surge of tourists to London, especially American ones who don’t exactly have the best rep. It’s bad enough in normal but that place is going to be swamped now.

On the basis of nothing

I just want to thank everyone who left messages last night for Short. It may not seem like a lot but at least it’s something that may hopefully reach her one day.

Thank you. We aren’t hanging our hats on this treatment, but we’ll take any percent over nothing.

Pleasure to say hello to you as well.

Hey all, just wanted to say thanks to everyone who offered up advice last week. Things aren’t ‘better’ but they are...more stable, I guess. I’m taking up a lot of the things you suggested-recording what I can, spending as much time together as possible, being as present as possible, getting the ‘hard stuff’ out of the…

I don’t come bearing good news tonight Jezzies.

When you got to the line, “I’ve been sober for over 8 months” every thing written before that exploded into irrelevance.

I’m pretty sure I’m never going to be in a relationship again and it’s starting to depress me. I also feel overall bleak about every aspect of my life. But yay, I’ve been sober for over 8 months. So I’m better. I guess.

Sorry, man. I quit my extended family, so things are pretty chill over here. I’ve eaten nothing but Chex Mix all day and I’m about to go preheat the oven.

The Brits handled it well with Ian Brady - the Moors Murderer, they cremated him and put his ashes in an urn made of salt and unceremoniously dumped it into the sea in the middle of the night.

yup.

I starred it because of that, and also because it was effing awesome.

I have this tiny little baggie filled with “HAPPY BIRTHDAY” glitter meant to be placed in a card so they scatter when the card is opened. I cannot imagine what possessed me to buy them. They follow me. They haunt me. I have no occasion to use them (why would I want to increase someone’s vacuum duties?).

Given how fucked the oceans are every little helps, especially if it stops it getting into the food chain. Anyway besides it’s England, it’s cold, grey, and miserable already and no amount of glitter is going to fix that (plus those card were going to be shite anyhow let’s face it).

Ohhh I absolutely agree that no one should have to beg to be ungreyed, now that Gawker is gone I feel like they shouldn’t be as picky.... when Gawker was around there was a bunch of trolls so Jez became super picky with who they ungreyed.

Good.