Geez... there go my plans for the afternoon...

Hey folks! Please use the comments to talk about the games you like and the ones you wish got more attention this decade!

Please do not use them to shit on other people’s suggestions or to bitch about the list. Kay, thanks!

It’s Data trying to mimic a smile

I’m sure this one will come with a tutorial that actually teaches you something. >.>

I love reading about the silliness that happens in Paradox strategy games but they’re so obtuse. I don’t really want to watch a youtube tutorial series or read a bunch of forum threads and guides just to be able to grasp how to play…

Yeah, but ‘half the distance to the goal’ won’t ever score.

I grant you one half of one half of one half of ... (etc.) a star.

Be happy.  Zeno would have just kept drawing penalties from the defense forever anyway.

I’m still pissed that Parmenides marked Zeno down at the half-yard line in 435 BC. Replay would have fixed that.

What idiot called it A Philosopher’s Definitive (And Slightly Maddening) Case Against Replay Review and not A Chrysippus Story?

I bet the person who asked this question is the kind of idiot who orders martinis by the glass, too. Amateur-hour bullshit.

a “contrived tie situation”

It’s Philadelphia, so I’m just going to say everyone deserved exactly what they got. 

Your Highness Qiaobiluo ended up getting an outpouring of support after the incident, racking up well over half a million followers and becoming the most-searched streamer on DouYu.

Remember, technically correct is the best kind of correct.

It’s just like my dad always says...
*three minute voicemail of ambient traffic noise and AM radio*