It’s all funny no doubt. But that game looks pretty cool from those few scenes

Hey there Kotaku. Long time no comment. It’s good to be back. Two comments I hope you’ll find useful.

You’re description and the art style have me very intrigued! Even if I never play the game, I enjoyed this for your writing style alone. Well done and thank you.

in thumbnail size, it definitely reads anal. Delightfully funny!

I can only hope that the gameplay gets resurrected in another game. If it were a single-player, narrative-driven game they would have had me on the hook for their DLC for however long they wanted. But these games as service, with multiple currencies and do-dads with little explanation make it hard for me to get in to…

I was wondering much along the same lines as you. 

Having a bad UI is one thing, but from what I remember of trying out CK2, there wasn’t much of a tutorial either. When I was younger I had the time and more importantly the will to spend the time figuring things out researching what I needed. Now I just want to get in the game and go. If they remedy that I’d be likely…

I’ve been avoiding trailers and information on this so I can go in with low to zero expectations. So I only read your first and last paragraphs. But based on the little I am seeing and hearing, I fear that I’m going to be left wishing that whatever story they tell in the Rise of Skywalker had been fleshed out and made…

My initial thought on this was that Google would abandon this within in a year. But as I read your article another thought comes to mind. If they can get stadia to work well, then it would probably be trivial to get other kinds of applications to work well on a chromebook. A consumer would be limited by their…

Where can I place a bet on whether it lasts a year before they announce they’re shutting it down?

I’m not well-versed in wedding lore. Has there ever been an instance where someone violated a wedding’s dress code and thereby ruined that wedding? It seems to me, the worse that happens is you get some side-eye. Maybe someone uptight says something to you directly. Outside of that, the bride and groom are too damn…

The headline had me sold, and the story did not disappoint. Thank you!

I clicked on this because I didn’t know it was something unconfirmed. After reading, however, I respect that they mentioned only Tony and Derek by name in their discussion.

Same.

Twitter eagerly awaits Kemba Walker’s official height. They can say he’s 5'9 or 6'1. Jokes will fly either way and I’m so looking forward to it

On the one hand, Gruden is very well compensated and I suppose coming to the office at 5 am to get fired could be considered part of the job. On the other hand, I certainly can’t understand why 5 am would have been preferable to the night before

I was compelled to read the entirety of your article and enjoyed it even though I I’m not sure I fully grasped all of it.

Please forgive my ignorance on British government, but what’s the deal with Lady Hale’s broach? It’s cool as hell. Is it her own personal fashion statement or does it signify her position in government or is it somehow otherwise related to government?

I checked out on Dwight when he was still with the Lakers. He rarely has anything interesting to say and since that brief laker run he has remained out of the public eye for the most part so I thank him.

Every year new phones come out and one of them is crowned as the new champion of camera phones. But I feel like I never get a sense of how much better these cameras are in practical terms. Outside of low-light photography, haven’t we reached a point where the quality of photos is about as good as it gets? Under good li…