Can you give this guy a blog on Jalopnik? I’m interested in this path he’s chosen for himself? Monthly expenses down to $240??? Sounds like a dream. How does a guy like that maintain a relationship when he lives out of a car?? So many questions.

On some “I gotta be here because it’s the job and all but seriously fuck this guy”

I’ll say yes and no to that. Sometimes you’re not at a point in your life when you can appreciate certain things. When I was a boy, I HATED 80s R&B. If you told me back then that someday I would wish I could bathe myself in Luther Vandross’ voice I would have run away in horror. Forget Me Nots was one of those songs I…

When KD signed with the warriors I was happy about the potential for the best basketball we’ve ever seen and not so concerned with competitive balance being ruined. I don’t begrudge KD for joining the warriors. I don’t begrudge the warriors for signing him. But now into the second year I’m prepared to say that if we…

Amen to that. Ideally, Amazon would pick a place that offers everything it needs but also could use the infusion of jobs. Some place like Detroit maybe? Let’s not kid ourselves. Politicians offer these incentives because it helps them get reelected if they win the bid. Now I find myself wondering, what company is the…

If not for my bad back, bad ankles and general lack of fitness, I would bottle hot sauce up.

What a brilliant protest. Kudos to this man.

That’s surprising. I would think a porn site would be more liable for hosting the videos rather than the creator of the app used to make the videos. Seems a step too far.

So we can look forward to them getting a prime time game next year. Please let both teams be fully healthy.

I could probably deal with that. I suppose mutilation of humans is what really bothers me.

I clicked on the link to the original article but I don’t have a subscription to the wall street journal. Did it say how this compared with other First Ladies’ usage of military flights?

I wonder if this is a case where they could be telling the truth when viewed from a certain perspective. I can envision a scenario where he propositioned her when she was young and she went along with it because she was too young to know that she could refuse him or too scared to say no. In his mind he thinks he did…

Maybe you’re right. I do remember someone getting shot, and a face more or less getting destroyed in an off-putting way and I stopped watching then and there. Maybe he did it with a beer bottle and I’m just refusing to remember.

Thank you. Maybe I’ll give it a try.

How is the gore factor? *spoiler alert* I was traumatized by Pan’s Labyrinth where that general guy shoots that old guy in the face repeatedly and the old guy’s face basically disintegrates. I had to stop the movie right then and there. Pacific Rim and Hellboy notwithstanding, I have trust issues with this director…

I want to know more about these death threats from fellow minorities. If this is true it can’t be merely because she is conservative and supported trump. I’ll buy side eye, disapproving shakes of the head, maybe even a death stare, but not an actual death threat. Not from fellow minorities.

I would have loved to see the eyerolls of his coworkers when they heard he made this statement.

My initial reaction/emotion was some combination of hell yeah, a high-five and a pelvic thrust. I don’t have a word to adequately encapsulate my joy/wonder at seeing this. I don’t even like the cold but man do I love ingenuity.

This is horrific and makes me want to cry. Since I’ve become a dad this is my worst fucking nightmare; not being able to protect my daughter from something like this. God bless Aly Raisman for wanting and being willing to hold those institutions accountable. Now that this abuse is part of the public consciousness, I…

I’ve been unwilling to watch John Wick 2 because I want him to be out of the business for good. He was out! That dickhead brought him back in. I want to imagine that once he settled the score, he found a way to move on with his life that didn’t involve murder.