He went to Harvard? I hadn’t heard that 10,000 times.

Tom, I’d watch you watch Javier Baez read a book.

But if he smokes a spliff it’s 4 games, but if he beats his wife it’s 1 game.

I’d love to see the memo regarding this coming from Park Avenue: “Viewership is declining! We need a quick fix! Let’s monetize a feature in fantasy football that completely undermines the strategery of fantasy football!”

I have a feeling “grab them by the pussy” is one of Richie Incognito’s mantras as well.

The Curt Schilling memes are making me concerned Drew may go native. It’s not good to stare into the abyss that long.

He’s Wisconsin skinny. It’s graded on a curve there.

Something sultry but said with a Boston accent, so seemingly grating to all other humans.

Nails Dykstra would’ve crushed it.

Plausible deniability causing permanent disabilities.

The AFC North is the trashiest division.

CounterCounterWhateverPoint: Sports don’t need rules.

It’s either the easy way or the Galoway.

Controversy is the ethos of modern media, deadspin included. Darren Sharper is horrible, this is uncontroversial—you cannot find Darren Sharper apologists. Tim Tebow is both loved and hated, this is controversial—therefore he gets mileage in the media.

Unless there’s oil underneath the scenery, then we can put a price on it.

Yes, and that’s Patrick Bateman wearing it.

Hey, nobody’s Burfict.

And the blinding confederate flag on your car?

How is it that Darren Daulton, a man who proclaims he can travel in space and time, is not the craziest member of the 1993 Phillies?

Drew has been suspended 1 game. Oh wait, there’s is massive public outcry and TMZ released a video. Now Drew is suspended 4 games.