Can’t wait to hear the phrase, “The dog ate my basketball,” spoken out loud for the first time in human history. 

He’s been playing in the Eastern Conference all along?

“Just because some people get addicted to something doesn’t make that thing addictive.”

Let he who has never done this cast the first stone

lol Still not feeling bad. You choose to do a job (in most parts of the world). Where is that bleeding heart for other jobs? Easy compared to a lot of jobs out there that pay 1% of what he’s taking in. Get on camera and dance that’s what you are paid to do and people want it.

Double XP hit me right in my 80s kid feels.

I can be a little resistant to change in franchises I’ve loved for decades, but I’ve been trying to give new iterations of older properties the benefit of the doubt for a few episodes prior to casting judgment. The 2011 iteration of Thundercats, while still a little silly…

“No, Mr. Bettman, they were saying Booooo-bs.”

Rub his nose in it, otherwise he’ll never learn.

Community building between schools? I’m not sure you’ve ever been to a high school football or basketball game.

IHOP just announced they’re shutting down all their restaurants for 4 hours next Tuesday for a mandatory birth defect sensitivity training for all employees.

Everyone just misunderstood, the family said that the NCAA is a cancer and it’s making the kid sick.

These dudes sound like they could lead a band playing a local GMO-free coffee shop

Don’t talk to me about the most expensive double of your career.

The issue is how bad Craig Carton being a completely shitty human being screwed over WFAN. If Craig wasn’t running a ponzi scheme and what not, he stays in the mornings with Boomer.

pretty sure the quickest way was always through the park

Well, two of their draft picks are Hart candidates this year.

I’ve read this story three times and I still can’t figure out what the fuck is going on. I’m just going to assume that all three of these people are probably assholes.

It was the Os Johnny had trouble with. He had no trouble with the Xs.

Nice to see an off-target shot in Brazil that didn’t lead to the death of a favela youth.

That Soundwave. Goddamn that’s awesome.