I mean, I can't see people willingly eating at Applebee's without good cause...

Nintendo: “We’ll take Torbjorn”

“That guy, the one who’s huge and totally ripped and considered a great athlete by NBA standards, that’s the dude I’m gonna pick a fight with!”

Three words, Mr. Fahey. Tax write-off.

The last president to lose the house in his first term that WASNT re-elected was hoover in 1933. You’re almost certainly setting up 4 more years of trump if the dems take the house.  Enjoy those 7 to 2 supreme court decisions instead of 5 to 4 for the next 40 years.

I don’t know, the cinematics of War for Cybertron were the perfection for me.

A butt fumble 2 would the one of the greatest Jets achievements.

Spending a week off to wander around Jacksonville seems a little harsh. 

“EST-CE QUE VOUS SOULEVEZ MEME, BRO?”

I don’t know when else I’m gonna be able to tell this story, so I’ll latch onto the super-tenuous connection here and brag about this now.

yeah, it’s called ‘fuck you money’

It must be nice to have the kind of financial situation where he can be like that about his income.

Western?

But seriously, what is it with Western tourists doing stupid shit overseas?

“So... I saw your dad and Bridget took you to the ballgame this weekend...”

This is quite possibly the silliest, saddest, and best story of organized crime in fucking history. It would make one hell of a heist movie:

Plenty of reasons. He may have just been too distraught to add carrying his mother’s cremains to his misery. Maybe he didn’t want to be caught in a situation where they pull him aside at security and go through his stuff in public. It could even be that he was flying coach and a guy that big habitually never brings a…

Such is anime’s apparent new ‘safe zone’.