I estimate he was travelling between 140 and 160 mph. He traveled the length of 5 or 6 dashed lines within one second of video. Each line represents 40 feet. He was travelling between 200 and 240 ft/s, which works out to 136-164 mph. As a point of reference, the car following him traveled the distance of 3 lines…

And then there’s all the cool things our slaves built:

Sepp Blatter and the Goblet of Slavery

Then what compelled you to click the link, find a video, and comment

Those are asses so it's safe to say you don't have a fucking clue what to do when it comes to the ladies.

An artist's depiction of Lily's editor hanging out in this comments section

Who are you, Bill Cosby's lawyer?

TURN YOUR CAPS LOCK OFF, BLESSINGS.

Def resembles her dad.

Photoshopping freaks me out

At first, I was surprised by how incredibly level-headed she was through all of this. Then I realized how often she's had to touch his naked body and figured she's probably mastered the art of burying her emotions.

Here's what I posted on i09 this morning:

How.Dare.You.

I was born for this shit. I can write a review of a movie I haven't even seen and it would be awesome. That particular one literally got me laid. You will be receiving an email.

Probably engraving hieroglyphics to his BFF while driving. His last message? LOL

Low pressure for more grip yo! Though chariots are front legs drive. Interesting set up.

I bet some giza fell asleep at the wheel

Teenage drivers are the worst. My money says that he died shortly after uttering the words "hey guys, watch this!"

Chances are that VTEC kicked in.

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