I just want to reiterate, fuck the Penguins!

I’d love to make a smartass comment but all I can do is sit here in shock. I can’t believe this team is in the Finals. When we beat the Pens I literally screamed “FUCK YOU, PITTSBURGH” out the window, but this time I’m just in disbelief.

If you’re getting honked at more than once a year you’re probably a really bad driver. I can’t tell you the last time I was legitimately honked at. I honk at someone at least 3 times a week. People suck at driving and need reminded of this at any chance. Honking is strictly for my enjoyment. I couldn’t care less what…

I honk in anger at people who nearly hit me.

This is just like when I recall how many pieces of bread everyone at the table has already had when I’m taking the last one for myself.

I don’t have anything quippy, just glad Deadspin has someone good reporting on hockey

Nah, he left his feet after the point of contact.

Officials failed to call a penalty on the hit, which is obviously weird for a violation of such severity.

You’re kind of looking at the problem the wrong way. Sure, cheaters are the minority in most games, but allowing them to flourish means giving a tiny minority the freedom to ruin the game experience for the majority. Why should I, a paying customer, have to deal with someone being allowed to troll me with methods that…

His feet don’t leave the ice until after contact is made. I mean, Aston-Reece’s feet leave the ice at almost the same instant as Wilson’s.

Looks like ashton-reese almost turtles before the hit. Was shoulder to shoulder. Thats hockey, if everyone is so sensitive about a clean hit they should probably get rid of body contact in the NHL. Btw im not a fan of either team, just a hockey fan.

Gordie Howe was the ultimate old guy athlete. Balding, white hair AND played with his kids. And having a good time of it.

Anyone who plays hockey over age 40. Gordie Howe was 51 in his last season in the NHL. He averaged 16 minutes a game, and played 80 games and 41 points. Granted it was a different era, but holy crap, he was 51!

Bayatpour: “Schlemiel!”

“They don’t want to eat the fish, but they do want to make it late for something.” RIP Mitch Hedberg

This is one of my favorite bookmarks from a few years ago. An Edmonton columnist was upset when Ron Hextall said that he wasn’t just going to have the Flyers tank for a bunch of years.

I’m not sure how to reconcile this with the fact that Edmonton, who incompetented their way into McDavid and whose asshole billionaire owner twisted the arm of a small city for an unnecessarily public funded arena, deserves everything bad that happens to them.

I love how he’s like “Going this way, going this way, go-KABLAM! goingthatwaygoingthatwaygoingthatway!”

This is why people make fun of millennials. What the fuck. It’s a video game. If you need a therapist’s tool to “cope” with it, maybe do something else.

They chose not to play their best cornerback?