Good.

We already know that the Briori kidnapped her and a bunch of other humans to breed slave labor on an L class planet in the Delta Quadrant, so...

Even Boston fans hate Boston fans.  

I live for the day when I can use this in real life:

Those are done by legitimate restaurant critics. Not yelpers.

When the fuck are you ever going to look at that picture of sushi you ate? You’re only taking that picture to brag on social media. Just eat your food and enjoy the goddamned moment. I don’t understand how people can live through an instagram filter.

So he’s happy to have his word bought but streaming with women is a no...

The world is actively a worse place because of these people.

The fact that he has 85 god damn million subs is appalling. 

When people stop saying his name.  He’s the Kardashian of the gaming world.

When do we get to forget about this racist trashbag?

Your prejudice is showing.  Canadiens fans have reveled in the careers of Ken Dryden, Patrick Roy, José Théodore and now Carey Price.  To compare both teams’ goaltending is to immediately conclude that there is no similarity.

Nice! I say their first three games are played against the Canadiens to see who really won the 1919 Stanley Cup. Influenza be damned!

No one really cares what cops want to do, they care about what cops actually do.

I’m not 100% sure what this says about me but this is the most heartwarming thing I’ve seen in a long time and this is more heart warming than any and/or all “Service member returns home and surprises children/spouse/dog" videos combined

Buddy Holly and Undone are the two tracks I skip on The Blue Album. Undone because I got sick of hearing it, Buddy Holly because I always hated it. Give me Jonas or The World Has Turned or Surf Wax America any day. Looking at the credits for that album, maybe I like Patrick Wilson?

Hope no hooplehead cocksucker dirt-worshipers get in the way of this.

Eh, I’m of the opinion we shouldn’t be allowed onto any other planets considering what we’ve done to this one.

Yeah. As a neutral observer, I wanted to see the humble fans of New England prevail because they always handle victory with unimaginable class.

This has been the most exciting two games of the Cup Final that I can remember. It’s been fantastic hockey. I hope it goes 7 like this.