It would be hard to top Chase Utley’s “World Fucking Champions” after the 2008 World Series victory, but this might’ve done it.

The line between passion and insanity is dangerously thin, and Kelce just powerbombed it. WOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Haha, it’s funny because you’re white trash!

Dear Blizzard,

Me too man! I can’t believe some people don’t know about the cleaning method with using the 3 shells. It’s like people just want to waste money and paper. Go green people!

That’s an enormous amount of wasted paper. I went green years ago, I do what I can to help the environment.

Anyone who can go into that bathroom and not come out dressed as a mummy has way more willpower than I do.

I’ll see your fuckin’ Swearinger and raise you a fuckin’ Swearengen

+1 cocksucker

Yeah, hating giant autoplay videos all over the gawker network is totally entitled.

I would consider auto play videos, and popups that make you wait 5 seconds before a page load are good examples of obnoxious.

My unscientific method shows Gizmodo takes about 5 seconds to load with my adblocker off. With it on it is around a second.

if you guys ever adjust your ads to be less batshit crazy obnoxious, please write an article alerting us. until then you will remain adblocked.

My father:
A is for Accceptable

As a Chinese immigrant, a B- *was* terrible.

Ever since I upgraded to the newest version of FF, it’s been slow as hell. I’m sorry I did it.

Genji, on the roof.