Kill them

I mean, no offense, but if I see a 9-minute *porn* clip I’m like “nah, too long.” Nine minutes of pizza-eating-and-ranking video is about 8:57 too long.

Personally best feeling for me is icicling a Pharah out of the sky.

hell yeah the tick rules

Thank you so much! In turn, I very much appreciate and support the people who do weird shit on the internet.

Cecilia, I just want to say how much I appreciate your role as Kotaku’s resident Weird Shit People Do on the Internet reporter.

woah

Rich Pilon never played for the Canadiens.

this is a parody comment, yes?

Yup. I didn’t know you could make a browser worse than Internet Explorer but Micro$oft proved me wrong with EDGE.

Rose Leslie can dress me up however she likes as long as she lets me listen to that accent of hers.

Omark wasn’t good though?

I am incredibly impressed by how they used fabrics and objects for some low-key “special effects,” like the iridescent cellophane for Jupiter and the plastic bubbles for Mercury. Obviously there’s a bit of photoshopping going on, but the practical effects are very creative.

I’ve stopped playing anything but Arcade modes because regular Overwatch is just insufferable now. There’s no fun in the game when every strategic kill is just instantly and easily negated by Mercy with a single button and the only way to progress is to be super aggressive and rush her or wipe out the entire enemy…

Her win rate is skewed heavily because people tend to switch OFF of Symmetra after the first point is captured. Winrates are based on time played, so if you played 4 minutes on Hanamura defending point 1 and win, that’s four minutes of win for Symmetra. If you played 4 minutes on point one, lose that point, switch to…

Oh, yeah? Well, double dumbass on you!

I have the perfect counter: