These comparisons are so easy! Of course they have similar styles. I’m looking for something more meaty, like who is gonna be the next Red Mamba? That’s the gritty reporting I’m looking for.

I’m frankly a bit disappointed he didn’t attempt two more challenges after the first.

I’m not sure I understand why you don’t buy his explanation. “No challenges within the 2-minute-warning” has been a rule since the replay system was implemented, when he was still coaching the first time around. It’s been the rule through all the games he commented. If this were a Jim Schwartz “whoops I forgot scoring…

“an entertaining strain of semi-bad that you can really get behind”

I’d appreciate if you could update the poll to reflect the appropriate RGB color code for each Jon Gruden.

I actually sort of understand his reticence to come forward with information that would upset Lebron and his crew. If he was forthright, it would probably impact them giving him tips and that is how Caddies make the bulk of their money.

Because that messes with the narrative that Divac botched the Boogie trade.

I’m not voting in this poll and I don’t know anything about the Deadspin Awards.
If my wife voted for Woodergate in this poll, her actions were seriously misguided. She acted independently and without my knowledge or consent.

I’m using all 5 of my kinja accounts to vote for Bryan Colangelo.

I will never understand this take - also, there was no Finals talk.

As penance, you should un-gray 10 regular readers today.

Eating at a buffet most likely.

Big Ben: On closer inspection, these are loafers.

So many people do not understand the risk he takes by playing without having that longterm guaranteed money. The hundreds of people commenting on his posts about how he screwed them because they drafted him with their 1st round fantasy football pick is frankly disgusting. Who gives a shit that you drafted the guy, if…

Antonio Brown: Hey Ben, you see Lev’s new tweets? [hands Big Ben iPhone]

We’re not yet to the point where this team is as loaded as the 1992 Olympic squad, are we? I can’t believe I’m even thinking this is a question.

Patrick, I’m begging you to not get optimistic about this team. 

To clarify, “sitting” while playing for Thibs means Butler will only play 41 minutes tonight.

Who is this Nik Stauskas you speak of? I only know of him by his legal name...

I’m sure there’s enough of us to make this one of the most-viewed articles on Deadspin today