Antoine Dangerfield is a preposterous name for a person and an excellent name for a cat. 

And people say this guy was never IV league material.

The staff of GMG.

rank the following berries: rasp, blue, black, straw, cran, acai, petchesky

Clown in space, because he obviously intentionally sneaks into the spaceship to stalk you. It’s scarier when you’re a target. 

This is a stupid article. Which Is Scarier, Space Or The Ocean?

Why are they so quick to defend owners over players? Doesn’t seem that complicated to me, it’s really a black-and-white situation.

according to Comscore, nobody. fun fact: more people [‘unique visitors’] read Timothy Burke over the months of March and April 2018 than read all of barstoolsports.com, according to Comscore. 

Slurp that coffee back up, my guy. Steven Adams is a really good center! 

actually, the review is good

Did his new left bicep just grow over the tat that was there??

The description of a good plant reads remarkably like the description of a good partner: reliable, able to withstand my incompetence, alive.

No because you thought anyone cared that you didn’t know who someone was, and predictably went right into victim mode when people told you to fuck off.

Not because you don’t know who someone is, but because you, for some narcissistic reason, felt the need to announce it to the world under a post celebrating him.

how many times are we going to do this dance?

This is such BS. I’ve worked with Colangelo. He would never do this. Would a man with such normal collars even think to do this? He’s a class act.

Bryan Colangelo being taken down by advanced statistical analysis of his burner Twitter accounts is possibly the best example of poetic justice that I have encountered in my life.

Bruh the refs didn’t miss 27 straight 3s. If it came down to calls I’d agree but the Rockets shot terribly.

His boss harasses Laura, he says “no comment” and you think she’s being petty?

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”