This is just like when I recall how many pieces of bread everyone at the table has already had when I’m taking the last one for myself.

I understand the how, where and when Casey got fired. What seems to be missing is the y.

Is there some available coach out there who has a secret plan for making James less good at basketball?

Ah, I see we’re going with the best possible outcome in ninth and everything else is worse than being hit by a car. Good list.

All you need to know about cricket is that the first number in the score is the number of crickets killed in the battle and the second is the number of humans. So, like 235/7 might seem like a lopsided victory for the bipeds, but considered by mass the crickets are doing pretty well.

As the titular character of Samer 2, I can guarantee that it is the dankest gane around.

Jolie Kerr is waiting outside to kick your ass.

It has been alleged that a former officer of the organization engaged in various acts of inappropriate conduct toward women over a period of years. This individual left the employment of the Mavericks nearly three years ago

Really Deadspin? It’s come to this? Articles about whether or not two ice dancers are fucking? Whatever happened to the good old days when we’d get articles about whether or not KD and Westbrook were fucking?

I’m not going to lie, this is the best compliment I’ve ever received.

You can tell Scocca is important here because Craggs actually wrote something about him instead of putting it off until the last moment and missing his deadline.

i need, like, a tom scocca reading list. i want to know what he knows.

We’re rebranding, Dan. We’re gonna be assholes now. Make Canada Great Again!

When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?

me too but also fuck you

JOKER MEME WHY ARE YOU SO SERIOUS/SOME PEOPLE WANT TO WATCH IT ALL BURN///GAME OF THRONES RED WEDDING LEBRON PHOTOSHOP FACE///OVERRIDE OVERRIDE///ISAIAH THOMAS IS SHORT FOR AN NBA PLAYER///MEMORY CRITICAL CRITICAL ERROR MEME EXPORT FILE TOO LARGE///SHUT DOWN IMMINENT///SPIDER MAN POINTING AT SPIDER MAN///NO HELP ME…

I usually just joke around on here like I’m 14 again and there’s no consequences other than my girlfriend saying I’m not remotely funny (unkind I know), but this strikes me as good for Kevin Love and the Cavs, assuming he heals normally. He needs real time away from that team, and they need real time to remember what…

The subtext is obvious but it’s worth spelling out that “family-friendly” here is a dogwhistle for “you won’t have to explain to your kids that a professional athlete is upset that unarmed black people are getting murdered by police, in the very unlikely event they even noticed the brief protest to begin with”. Christ.

I had totally forgotten about nickelba k

I won’t have you slandering my beautiful son.