ooooooooh get bent

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

Jeez if he was white, he’d have a TLC show and be an Arkansas state senator.

Yes, but “zero to 100" is usually 0-100 km/h, not mph.

I don’t care, I’m still going to do it now

I had no idea that he had anything to do with Canada’s national tennis strategy, or that he had grown up a few miles north of where I live in Toronto.

My sister is a nurse practitioner. Her job is very difficult, stressful and at the same time she finds it rewarding because she saves children’s lives every day. I cannot express how angry this story makes me and I only wish his firing is the least of the repercussions he will face.

“I ate a pack of ramen noodles and that’s all for like a day-and-a-half.”

It makes me happy that they are unhappy. I don’t care if that makes me a shitty person.

Anyone with kids understands.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

You’re arguing a different point. No one would deny that boxing, and its heavyweight division in particular, has lost much of the grip it once had on mainstream American attention. So has baseball. That doesn’t mean it has no stars, or fans, or that an interloper from a whole different sport could become its biggest…

I am horribly offended by your insinuation that I’m addicted to meth and planning to move to Toronto.

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maybe the fact that I can’t name a single other current boxer?

 Namely, one is a mental condition that distorts a person’s perception of reality in a life-threatening way, and the other is a commitment to the perfection of the human form.

hell yeah......that’s why i watch sportscenter......standings...i fuckin love to wait 20 minutes to see a static image of something i can also find by googling “baswba;; standibgs” while on the treadmill without breaking stride

What you Americans call a knit cap. It’s for winter, and toque is a better word.

After a verbal survey, it seems many call it soccer baseball here which has made me angrier

nah.