*receives pink slips*

Irving has expressed that he wants to go play in a situation where he can be a more focal point

It was a joke.

Can’t blame a guy for realizing that the road to Eastern Conference finalist/sacrificial lamb goes through Kristaps Porzingis now imo

Kyrie Irving to Paris Saint Germain.

you okay, man?

The weight is always placed on the axels, bruh.

Huh?

this is creepy

I love going to the movies by myself so much and don’t understand why we have this social pressure that it’s weird to be alone for an activity where we sit silently in the dark.

I know you’re not asking me, nor care about my answer.

Of course! I have no concept of this anxiety people have over it. Doing things by yourself is fun!

Yes, actually! I’ve been working on a blog about it and honestly it’s the best thing to do on like a Wednesday evening when you just want to relax for a few hours.

Coffee, black, jesus, this isn’t hard.

let’s start a website

I just legit screamed, A++ answer (hi, I’m Jolie and we have not yet met but I am real big on bed-making, it’s weird)

Jeff Bezos because just today I found out that he’s actually swole.

a) Started working at Deadspin b) Put fatter tires on my bike

why are you going fast when it’s raining isn’t that how you crash

Ban all travel from Ireland...until we figure out what’s going on.