Sigh.

Fuck this guy.

And fuck this dumbass, Guy-Fieri-recipe fight.

I took it more like he was surprised that he literally felt the pull of not wanting her to leave and couldn’t believe how emotional he was over it - because before B he just looked at women as I don’t know what.

DeRoses are red, DeRozan is blue. Don’t mess with DeMar or he’ll throw the ball at you!

Jalopnik commenters are wrong!!! This is the best blog of the day imo

you’re wrong

What a baby. In my church league nothing short of a compound fracture keeps the big fellas out. Hell, I’ve been playing on an STD for weeks. The real issue here is with the fortitude of these young men. Either pony up or saddle off chief. I pay far too much for cable for this nonsense and frankly I’ve had enough.

People often confuse the two. Marcus is the tweener forward who doesn’t rebound, whereas Markieff is the tweener forward who doesn’t rebound.

When I was a college freshman, i bought a shirt that said “They told me I could grow up to become anything, so I became an asshole.”

I have weathered a lot of micro-scandals but this one hurts MOST, because of the vulnerability of letting people know Lamby and my story, and because I miss him so damn much. I know I’m a lot of fun to place your issues on, but I won’t let anyone hang their hat on this peg. Not this time.

“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”

I always calculate the tip to come up with a whole dollar total, so I can tell if I’m OK to drive. Can’t do the math - can’t turn the key.

Roberson can’t hit the And-1 nor can he carry the one.

“I’m getting a masters degree. I’m the furthest from ignorant.”

she sure is proud of that masters degree

You are aware that boxers are commonly referred to as “fighters” and a boxing match is typically referred to as a “fight,” correct? And even technical or defensive boxers are known as “technical fighters” or “defensive fighters.” And he’s 49-0. If Laura had called him one of the greatest knockout artists or sluggers,…

Eh, my older son is 5, and he'd think a cake with a "5" in it would be cool as hell.