Goddamnit, Deadspin. Don't you even know? One of his best friends, WHO IS BLACK, is about to graduate in psychology, asked him to say those things so he can have responses.

Aw yes, I can just see the truck in all it's glory.

Correct, none of those are wagons.

A glimpse into the mind of Joey Crawford.

He's the fucking worst.

the Pacers also claim they've had a boycott in effect since the playoffs started.

Well, that is kind of the whole concept of a blog. He posts what he finds interesting. If you don't share common interests, find another blog to read.

According to GTSpirit,

Isn't that what I wrote? (eyes shift nervously around)

Whoever taught Marchman how to eat cereal.

They certainly are wildly popular among the hip hop vs. rap geniuses...

So your secondhand VW that's 12-13 years old has problems. Wow. That clearly is an indicator of current new production VWs, right?

Yeah. I know. Just like all other manufacturers producing cars today.

Can I just state the fact that I actually miss having And1 around? Coming home after school and being able to flip on ESPN2 to watch the Mixtape Tour made being a pudgy white kid on a basketball court fun.

Yea, but that is FUCKING AWESOME!

The problem with chicks like that is that even in the off chance that you get them back to your place, as soon as you really get warmed up they just wet your bed and disappear.

Serious question: How is a 9 speed transmission any better than a CVT?