Your confusion here is slightly confusing to me.

All ESPN ever wanted was to have some black faces, brown faces, women’s faces, different kinds of faces open their mouths and let ESPN speak through them, so that it could congratulate itself for granting them the privilege.

I’d be willing to wager that the tens of millions of people around the world who do this by choice are probably not elite athletes, and definitely not in contention to be called The Greatest Male Gymnast Of All Time.

Let’s Remember Some Pictures of Some Guys

pretty strange tbh

Yeah but does Draymond have a Thunderstruck? Didn’t think so.

Planets, Ranked Correctly:

All of the discourse (and Content!) that this movie has created alone makes me want to see it. I don’t even give a care if it’s good or not at this point.

Idris Elba is the clear best choice for the next Bond.

fuckin nice

These comments have made me realise that bored games are for fuckin nerds

Okay UNO isn’t a board game but if you’re gonna include it on this list it’s a fuckin travesty that it isn’t number 1.

Because I am an asshole I have a temperature controlled gooseneck electric kettle for optimal coffee making.

This is the best blog on the internet.

Hamilton is and always will be a shithole. It smells bad. It looks bad. The one way streets are the god damn worst. That fucking Skyway bridge wants to kill me every time I drive on it. Fuck Hamilton.

All of these Canadian terms are better than their American equivalents.

It’s what they told us it was called in gym class, okay? Who was I to argue?

I read a great point somewhere (maybe Twitter, I don’t remember) that GRRM is the person to blame for the show getting bad, not the writers of the show themselves. The argument was that they signed up to adapt a series of books into a television show, not finish a story that the books started to tell but hasn’t yet…

Why have you done this to me again Patrick?

I think there are more short, stocky, strong people than 6'11" or taller people with no athletic ability at all.