Are there more MLB players that can dunk, or more NBA players that can homer?

Think about all the people who might be able to dunk. They are gonna be like, at least 5'9"? And have to be at least somewhat athletic? A high percentage of that population is a potential homerer.

Can Cristiano Ronaldo hit a homer?

It is absolutely homer. Drew nailed it yesterday. The pool for potential dunkers is much smaller than potential homerers.

It’s a sandwich you bastard how the fuck is it not a sandwich

Consider making burgers with no cheese on them because cheese is disgusting and makes almost everything worse

Wait did you make all of this up to own us

Holy shit! I read it! Fuck!

Fuck. I scrolled all the way down. Should I read this? Idk if I should read this? I’m extremely anxious about this.

That’s because Under Armour is bad

Would you like to write for (what appears to be the now defunct) http://regressing.deadspin.com ? Used to be run by a Knicks fan that left to work for Stephen Wolfram or something.

Baseball is such a fuckin’ weird game

FUCK YOOOUUUUUUUU Adidas for allowing this shit.

The smart ones take off their socks and go all the way to 20

who the hell is koby altman?

SR20DET because before reading that string of characters I had no idea that engines even had names.

The thing is we just don’t know if this is actually leading up to him turning into the magical ass, evil ass, kraken transforming, dragon horn wielding, Valyrian steel armor wearing motherfucker or not. If all of that shit comes true, then this stuff is great! If it doesn’t you’re absolutely correct.

The crazy thing here is that there are only 8-9 real players who had a higher usage rate. It’s not like he’s going to have a bigger role somewhere else.

They’re not even doing this right, I haven’t seen the word pivot once.

Ashley... you used to write for, and post your opinions on this website...