I think we need a blog on this Dave

Have any of you read Don’t Put Me In Coach by Mark Titus?

I’m in Ontario. We get Monday off. Long weekend!

fuck this thing

How much do you wanna bet that he was an insufferable asshole before the money as well?

Counterpoint: the Uncle Drew ads are fine.

before this moment there was never ever a time in my life where I had been whatever-the-opposite-of-appetized-is by looking at pictures of pizza

26 squares?! How wide is your ass crack?

Watch this video and then tell me what you think:

DeMarre Carroll has been useless this year. All of last year I was hoping and praying that he was going to get his shit together and be the player that we so badly need him to be. Obviously didn’t happen. His massive salary is going to be tough to move, but he’s gotta go.

My worry is that Masai and Jeff Weltman fail to make any notable changes and this pushes Kyle away this summer.

Do those figures include streaming? If so Beyonce’s numbers would have taken a hit because Lemonade was only available on Tidal, and not Spotify and/or Apple Music.

Who is the best at Twitter?

Is Led Zeppelin good?

I am so fucking bummed that there is not a 4th one yet.

WHAT THE FUCK

Why were these animals domesticated I hate them.

I’m in the middle of an argument with a friend of mine about the Marvel movies. I say they are extremely good, he says they are okay but are getting boring and bad.

How pumped are you for Ice Cube’s professional 3-on-3 basketball league?

How do we get Rom Romberts a Pulitzer?