Larry Sanders

go fuck yourself

Is it just me, or has The Vertical been sort of a let down? It could be that I’m just not paying close enough attention to the site, but I think I was expecting something bigger and better.

Idc what anyone says this is gonna be fuckin’ amazing.

You’re still going to lose to the Raptors in the playoffs.

Man, you should absolutely write movie reviews.

Did you recognize that this is JJ Watt’s “cabin?”

Does it look like this

Did you guys read the story about Slava P of Vice Canada moving millions of dollars worth of cocaine?

Who’s gonna lose to the Cavs in the ECF?

Who’s decision is it to make a public good bye post (or whatever) when a writer leaves? I feel like we used to see a lot of those, here’s one example: http://gizmodo.com/5618243/goodbye-my-friends-im-outta-here

Yeah but what if I wear them ironically?

is this satire?

Also the dad with Oakley sunglasses, bootcut jeans, and a tucked in Under Armour polo who considers this outfit dressing up for dinner out at TGI Fridays or The Cheesecake Factory.

Luke Ridnour is clearly who the Cavs need.

Fucking O’Leary. I could just strangle that little bastard. I will absolutely be doing everything in my power to keep him the fuck out.

Anybody have Kyle Wagner’s email address?

Serious question here.

We up here in The North need more players who get buckets and don’t play very meaningful defence.