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I thought it was Drake’s lesser known, Toronto-based DJ who is named Future the Prince, and not the Atlanta-based rapper named Future.

Have faith in the NBA. The next best sports league.

From the AP article:

oh you can fuck right off

Where do former/present Gawker Media writers fall in this taxonomy? Because those people are my favourite to follow on Twitter.

I was really hoping the actual letter said “1000,000" but unfortuantely that was a Deadspin error.

A nifty behind the back fake is the only move that can compete with a Shammgod crossover

this is the only good comment on this subject

“I see dissatisfaction with the phallus very regularly,” said Dr. Aseem Shukla, a pediatric urologist at Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia and associate professor of urology at the Perelman School of Medicine at the University of Pennsylvania.

jesus christ

Sir, I think it will be better for everyone if you just back away from the keyboard

this is a bad car

Mr. Redford is just in the pocket of BIG DICK

He would have to have the most oddly shaped thigh in history for that to be his dick.

no chance it’s his dick

Pretty sure it’s not a dick.

I refuse to believe that reading those conversations wouldn’t be hilarious

I’m sure you guys get asked this or a variation of this question all the time, but I’m gonna ask it anyway. Who are some of the sportswriters out there that you actually really do enjoy (other than obvious DS alumni, etc.)?

How many cups of coffee is too many cups of coffee?