Until your email address is ashley@deadspin.com you’re still an outsider.

yeah but also maybe not

He sounded exactly like Terrence Howard when he said “get in there and jump around” and it’s giving me the willies

These two are like the antithesis of DeMar DeRozan and Kyle Lowry.

Can we please let people work out how they choose, and maybe even let them enjoy it?

tell him he’s stupid, do it

WHO ARE THEY

these are the best shirts!!!!!!

i expect her to have more page views than the rest of you combined

How likely is it that the Fusion Media Group’s websites will be moved over to the latest Kinja technology

Is Ashley coming to Deadspin the ultimate splice? Or is it whatever the opposite of that is?

Never Kinja

I almost fucking cried when I read that.

is this when he went on about combat boots and tactical positions

Has there ever been someone who is not or was not ever employed by Gawker Media in a Gawker Media Slack?

okay fuck you tell us

Love you guys.

What about just old school bodybuilders or powerlifters? They should definitely be on this list, man.

It’s still horseshit that The Cereal Episode didn’t get nominated

10 out of 10 balls, great article Dayna.