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Pictured: Nintendo’s new, unbreakable supply chain.

(Can one person riot?)

Damn. All he wanted was a Pepsi and they wouldn’t give to him. All he wanted was a Pepsi...

He used to be an adventurer until he took an arrow to the knee, now when ever he sees a character with a bow he flies into a salty rage.

Is that a Bald Eagle themed goblin glider?

Don’t believe in yourself Link, believe in the Sidon that believes in you.

YES LOOK AT ALL THE LIBERAL COMMENTERS ON YOUTUBE SUCH A BASTION OF PROGRESSIVE THOUGHT

“Colin Was Right?” Well, now Colin IS Right...Wing, that is. Ba-dum-pshh.

This news makes me feel ebullient, a word which here means, “Filled with overwhelming energetic joy, as when one accepts a free and unprompted hard-boiled egg from a stranger only to find it improbably filled with money and psychedelic drugs”.

Fining men every time they masturbate? That’s one way to raise money for The Wall.

“why don’t they have a straight pride parade?”

Looks like a winner.... Finally. Would be a nice irony if Wonder Woman was to the DC Movieverse what Ironman is to Marvel... the unexpected gem that defines the franchise.

Times have been tough for this bro ever since the judge ordered him to stay at least 1000 feet from schools and daycares.

I guess you have to wait “til it happens to you” and then you might discover a line. There is no requirement to take responsibility for other people’s feelings. You just have to hold true to your own and perhaps appreciate that when others do draw a line it might be coming from a place that you are fortunate not to

TIL if u flip ed sheeran on his side and stretch out his face just right, he becomes an irish flag