Fuck I love the Core.
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Ladies, take note: This is what men do when you aren’t around. They chop wood cinematically with varying degrees of…
I like how David Oyelowo is like, “y’all white folks ain’t gonna freak out too badly, are you?”
Shit, I wish I had read your comment first...
They have a moral compass. It’s clearly pointing North by Southnorth.
That sentence could be applied to the entirety of the game, both in that it struggles at times with the uncanny valley and in that it is about a valley filled with robots.
TFW a typo turns someone into an immortal alchemist.
Steve Bannogorgon already has NSA clearance
Every morning, I run a pick through my hair. It’s important that I do this when it’s still spongy and damp from the…
Oh, please. Most of us wish we were treated like a succulent steak.
Default settings. You’re just blinded by the whiteness of these amazing teeth.
The continued existence of those fucks is sticking in my craw.
The stereotype that white people always carry ranch dressing around with them is not cool anymore. When you say ‘He’s already got his, that white boy over there’” don’t just fucking assume I’m carrying my own ranch dressing around with me you hurtful monster. I need it for my tenders and when you assume that I already…
Heh, “FF7".
They’re really pushing the envelope.
Felix made me laugh out loud when he discovered Bernard was a host... and he started to do like ... the robot dance? And Maeve just eye rolled and basically went, “OMG you’re human. Stop it.”
Counterpoint: bash each other with turkey legs until everyone is unconscious.
Congratulations! You won the election. Not you, specifically—unless you’re reading this, Mr. Trump, which, now that…