Torrenting can't be stealing if paying for it isn't owning.

Good. Means more money was spent on the practical effects Miller is known for.

The Marvels WAS bad, though. This narrative that it’s only not liked because of racism/sexism is so played out. “But see, these 3 Youtubers made videos!” is not proof of any larger picture happening. 

Scott denies that his mother was a hamster, but is noticeably silent on the subject of his father smelling of elderberries.

French GQ responded to Scott’s comments by farting in his general direction.

I always thought the epitome of a film that doesn't need a sequel was Schindler's List

This is the epitome of a film that doesn’t need a sequel. Not that that’s ever stopped anyone before, but it’s still kind of disappointing to see this happening.

Are you available for babysitting?

Too late: I grew up with Homer strangling Bart and, since I am someone who always does what cartoons show me, I now strangle every child I run across. 

I think I bought the horse armor. Sorry, I take some of the blame.  Since then, I’ve seen the error of my ways and have tried to redeem myself by not purchasing the MK Halloween fatality or Halo MKV skin.

I’d be okay in Andromeda as long as it’s within a better game. 

This is old hat Nintendo secrecy. Deny deny deny “we have no plans” until a month or something goes by and, hey, whaddya know. Their “no plans to...” are now actual plans and being explained in the Direct.

Good lord, why.

what the fuck!!!!

Maybe because normal tire squealing is drowned out by the vroom vroom noises so the author doesn’t know that’s normal.

Decepticons take top priority, pal.

Hopefully Biden sees Jurassic Park soon so he can protect us from dinosaur attacks.

Well I’m going to be more careful NOW since apparently this is an indignity that’s worth millions in potential damages.

Who the fuck hasn't? 

I’ve been kind of moved by the recurring guest stars’ posts about Perry. Brooke Shields, Lauren Tom and Morgan Fairchild have posted lovely things.